eeer...paint?

Eh. Paint? Woah. I am feeling a little scared here. My lack of artistic skills and strange imagination may turn my polo tee into a rag. OK i will just go around the class and look for artists to help.
NOTE:AH! if you liked to draw on your notes alot right...especially your name right...always right in some nice font with palm trees or whatever right...hi want to be employed?