the dae when i got hit by KOIL (eekkk! get ya dirty hands off mi!)

Todae, 28/05/04, was a beautiful dae for mi...i managed to pon maths lecture which was to be given by a good teacher named Ah Paul (sum sae he is good at teaching, slow teaching..According to sum critics, they noted that he is veri sarcastic...) everydae was almost perfect, if not for that k-o-o-o-i-l....let mi relate the incident to you bloggers...

it was the end of the maths period and i was so happy to see Ah Tan walked out of the class. boss, ben and i had agreed to pon maths lecture to do essay plan for GP.

walking along the 'skywae' on the third floor, we tried to persuade bunnie and friends (koil was there also..but we did not persuade him..dotz, whu would want to?) to pon wif us. he agreed, but as we were nearing LT 4 where we had our maths lectures, he lin zhen tui shuo and left us. The remaining gang members, boss, ben and mi waved bye bye to him as barnie..errr...bunnie and his friends left for the LT. we then proceeded to the area where the study tables were, outside the auditorium on the third floor as it was the safest place...as we walked to our destination, KOIL suddenly appeared! omg... it appeared that the arrogant one was attracted to one of the gang members.i think he is a bit gaY..oops...did i spell out the word..owells..let it be...(omg...remember the chem tutorial, the time when ben and i purposely 'siam' him and went to the right side of LT 3? that koil saw us and he took his bag from the chair and guess where he headed to? he rushed to us like he was meeting his old flame leh...:( guess where he sat? BESIDE ME leh! T_T )

aniwae, he wanted to read his book and slack there at the tables. whu cares? thus, boss, ben and i went to buy drinks (one of the gang's mottos is to avoid koil at all costs). after we bought the drinks and came up to where the slacker aka koil was, we began conversing wif each other...totally ignoring koil...koil was a bit fed up..i could tell it from his face..that fuc*ed- up look whu desperately needed to socialise wif friends but could not get any becuz of his KOILED personality...den koil began to tok...

" u noe, my father is hairless. "

omg...why the heck was he telling us this? den, dunnoe whu responded, either ben or boss...

" wad? down there hairless ar? "

i was ROFLMAO (Rolling On the Floor Luffing My Ass Out) ! boss and ben were luffing like mad as well! except for koil whu realli seemed agitated...den, out of the blue...PIAAACk! wah! he whacked mi leh! he flared up at mi...

"plz lar! bu yao xiang wai lar!"

FOOK him! i got whacked for nothing lor! no one, except my papa and mama, has hit mi ever since i was able to button my schoolshirt properly (that was when i was in P6). No one has even dared to TOUCH mi! and that koil dared to! sumdae, i gonna kick his as* till he cries for his mama....

Dun worrie guys and gals! there is more entries to come! :) for now, sit thru the nightmare wif mi and let's face the horrendous monster koil tgt...while i gather stories abt him...

yours very spongebobfully,

anti-koil chris

28'05'04